real life test kitchen: holy guacamole!

I don’t usually need an excuse to eat fresh guacamole, but I’ve got one today: It’s Cinco de Mayo! What I love about this ingenious Mexican dip is that after you mash the avocados, you can basically improvise. Out of curiosity, I consulted three culinary bibles—the The Joy of Cooking, Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything
, and Ruth Reichl’s The Gourmet Cookbook
. To give you an idea of their differences, Joy suggests mixing in “chopped fresh cilantro,” while Bittman merely uses it as a garnish. But Bittman does happen to be a believer in adding a “perfectly ripe” tomato, cored, seeded, and diced, while Reichl relegates tomato to the “variations” category — see, no consensus! So I made up my own recipe. I mashed two avocados, but not too much—a semi-chunky texture was the goal. Then I added diced tomato and white onion, minced garlic, Tabasco green pepper sauce (a substitute for serrano chiles, which I forgot at the store), kosher salt, fresh lime juice, and a dash of Worcestershire (strange, I know, but a Tex-Mex restaurant, Tejas, in my neighborhood uses it and has a rabid fan base). Now tell me: What are your secrets for making the perfect guac? —Megan K.
p.s. To keep the guacamole from turning brown while you wait for your guests, Bittman has a helpful tip: Tuck the pit(s) back into the mixture, cover it with plastic wrap, and refrigerate.



















May 5th, 2006 at 6:17 am
I dice up jicama and mix it in – it gives the guac a nice snappy refreshing taste. But really, any guacamole is good guacamole!
May 5th, 2006 at 7:50 am
I stir in pureed tomatillos, minced garlic and kosher salt. The acid in the tomatillos adds a little tang and prevents the avocado from oxidizing.
May 5th, 2006 at 8:14 am
I put the pit back in! I definately works….but do cover it with cling wrap too!
May 5th, 2006 at 11:15 am
love the tip about sticking the pits back in! thanks for sharing. so interesting. i like cilantro & i use purple onions! lots of garlic salt, too.
May 5th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
My suggestion: If, after you’ve thrown together your guacamole and you find it’s less than perfect, mix together a pitcher of mojitos or the ultimate pomegrante margarita… Anything boozey… Immediately, the guacamole is delicious – everything tastes better when you pull out the tequila!
Seriously though, Trader Joe’s has some decent guacamole if you don’t have time to mix up your own… Although I prefer making it myself since it takes about 3 seconds. I love the photo and this post in general, I’m cooking Mexican tonight now thanks to you!
Holly
May 5th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Depends what I have or don’t have on hand, but I always add cilantro and if there’s no green Tabasco sauce I add a hint of store bought salsa or taco sauce. And when making guacamole for kids I always add a spoon of creme fraiche (sour cream is close) ’cause it lightens up the spices and makes it creamier.
May 6th, 2006 at 6:37 am
I always add some lime juice – this also keeps the avacodos from browning.
May 7th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Add a pinch of cumin. Also garlic salt can be subsituted for the salt and garlic separately.
May 8th, 2006 at 6:26 am
Thanks for these great tips! I’m going to experiment with some of the new mix-in recommendations. And Joy, you’re so right about the cling wrap–it’s essential for storage. Holly: We’re getting a Trader Joe’s near my house soon, so I’ll have to try their version when I’m in a pinch.
May 8th, 2006 at 9:22 am
i never heard about the putting back the pit thing- i wonder why it does that?
May 11th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
I would recommend replacing the white onions with red ones – adds color and a little more complexity with the flavor. Also, I always put in cilantro (Bitman can be a little crude), garlic and finely diced jalapeño for heat. Lime juice is key for some brightness and to slow discoloration, but the linchpin is the avacados – if they aren’t haas and ripe, you should make something else. Here’s my recipe:
3 ripe hass avacados, roughly mashed
1/2 red onion, evenly diced
jalapeños, finely diced (1 for mild – 2 for not so mild)
2 cloves of garlic, finely diced
juice of 1 lime
1/2 C roughly chopped cilantro
kosher salt and ground pepper to taste
One last thing – salsa is a good friend of guacamole, but has no business being in it.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:39 am
I mash up the avocados (roughly, I like it chunky)
add diced red onion
add fresh (MUST be fresh) cilantro
add lime juice
add louisiana brand hot sauce
Everything is to taste- I like it spicey so usually add a decent amount of hot sauce. This is particularly yummy with the lime tortilla chips and a cold Corona!