I am loving these prototypes for hilarious (to me, anyway) Alien Abduction Lamps that are, alas, not yet in production. (Found via Pimp Lighting, a site that is in fact wall-to-wall with “strangely appealing” stuff!) When they’re available, I’ll go with the “bovine abduction,” which amuses me greatly, rather than the human abduction lamp. Hey, why tempt fate? — Mary T.