I’ve always been scared of needles. I know that most girls turn 13 and immediately head to the nearest Claire’s to get their ears pierced, but it’s a horror I’ve held onto well past my teen years. My fear is at odds with a deep desire to join the devil-may-care crowd and get a tattoo. Until they figure out a way to get Pomeranians to lick on tattoos, I’m stuck with the phobia and the lust combined in one. The artists at Reddish have (sort of) solved my predicament. Their yakuza coffee table is a clean, simple design dressed up with drool-worthy, digitally printed tattoos guaranteed to punk up any plain living room. Prop your feet up, put on a DVD of Sid and Nancy, and revel in your new found street cred. For more tattoos appropriate for my fellow needle-shy cohorts, check out our post on Jessica Rust’s tattooed dinnerware. –Katie D.