want it now: mini robo vacuum

minirobotvac
When I was little, I dreamed about when I would grow up. I’d picture myself in my twenties in a high-rise floating apartment with bright pink Jem hair and a robot assistant. I don’t live in a high rise and I’m still a brunette, but I’m one step closer to the personal robot assistant of my dreams with the mini robo vacuum from Fred Flare, $20. This adorable guy is happy to be your crumb valet and whisk away all those wayward toast morsels every morning. — Katie D.

How cute! I looks perfect to be used on a breakfast table.

Ellie

Truly Outrageous!
I personally can handle my crumbs, but how awesome would it be if the dog had one of these that followed her around? mopping up under her water bowl or drool spots. No more “hot foot” and ruined socks, ahh bliss.

@Ellie, that would be AMAZING. We keep a rag near the dog bowl, and everytime the dog leaves a trail of water, we wipe it up with our foot and the rag. If only there was a robot that could do this for us!

I totally just ordered one of these robots. So. fun. But everything but black is backordered!

T Bone

DIDNT ANY OF YOU SEE TERMINATOR OR THE MATRIX!!! NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’LL BE THIS ROBOTS PERSONAL BATTERY. IT PROBABLY ALSO HAS AN UNEXPLAINED AUSTRIAN ACCENT