Sheriff Harry S. Truman: There’s a sort of evil out there. Something very, very strange in these old woods. Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. It takes many forms, but it’s been out there for as long as anyone can remember, and we’ve always been here to fight it.

Feel the fear…and a dark door could open and take you right out of the woods into a room where people talk backwards in riddles and a little man dances. They do, however, have some pretty nifty chairs. We’re speaking, of course, of the Black Lodge, the final destination in our tour of Twin Peaks goodness. If you just want a taste, visit Gainsbourg, a Seattle restaurant with a lounge area done up to bring the Black Lodge to mind, top photo above. But if you want to bring a bit of the Black Lodge home (leave Bob behind, please), read on…

Jayson Home & Garden’s Martene Chair, $1,516, will evoke the Black Lodge spirit(s), as will a black & white Zigzag rug from West Elm, somewhat more affordable at $39-649. You can count on IKEA for the signature red velvet curtains, $70. Check eBay for a fine deco Saturn lamp, and look to Anthropologie for more owls that are not what they seem, because they’re actually creature kingdom hooks, $20, and a doorstop, $24. Fabulous, vintage Robsjohn-Gibbings torchiere floor lamps, $1995 each, will give your home an eerie yet stylish glow. Keep warm on a stakeout with the Bookhouse Boys using this tabletop gel firepit, $92.50. And finally, add just the right amount of flavor to the setting with these Checkmate salt and pepper shakers, $34. And now we must bid Twin Peaks adieu. Well played, Windom Earle. Well played. — Mary T.

A final note of thanks to Tula Jeng of Whorange, who so patiently and fabulously pulled together all these amazing Twin Peaks-ian items for us! Our gratitude for your help is more copious than the flow of Donna Hayward’s tears.

Previously on Twin Peaks decor:
Coffee, donuts, and pie
The Lady with the Log
Welcome to Twin Peaks