My sister turned 30 on Monday. This means in the past week I’ve looked at more terrible birthday cards than I care to remember. I’m pretty sure that for every great card there are 10 mind-numbingly stupid ones. That’s why I was psyched to stumble upon a rack of Seltzer Goods cards at a local stationary shop. The cards are great looking, witty, original and printed on recycled paper. What more could you ask for? Check out the site for a store near you. — Erica P.