post off: what’s the weirdest insurance claim you’ve ever made?

black rat snake

Our homeowner’s claims have been infrequent and run of the mill. But a week ago, we noticed our neighbors staring at their garage door. They looked puzzled and the door was half up and hanging at an odd angle. As we were leaving for a mini vacation, we didn’t do the neighborly thing and stop. When we got home, however, we saw the front of the garage was boarded up with plywood. Hmmm. Then our neighbor walked over and told us that when they opened the door, an eight-foot long long black rat snake got caught in one of the overhead tracks. It cut off close to a foot of the snake’s tail (that can’t be good) and broke the door. Several odd conversations with the insurance company later, our neighbors are finally scheduled to get a new door. The poor snake, I fear, probably did not fare as well. Care to share a homeowner’s or renter’s insurance claim that approaches this one for weirdness? — Sarah L.

DawnMarie

We were living in North Carolina. We had some serious storms so the lakes, ditches etc were overflowing with water. Our neighbor came home to find a huge gator laying in her driveway. Police, animal control all were called. All of us in the neighborhood were out there watching. Well, the gator got mad at all the attention and the attempts to move him. He started smashing his tail up and down on the driveway. Resulting in many many cracks. She filed a home owners claim and we saw the workers out there a few weeks later fixing her driveway.

Well, a drunk homeless man stole a minivan and rammed it into our house, knocking part of the house off the foundation. He died, and our house needed a complete renovation. (And it’s a very solidly built older brick home, built with diagonal sheathing & everything – instead of plywood.) It was quite a saga, and I’d say that was pretty weird.

That’s the short version. We can give some serious insurance advice, because it was not an easy process…

Mary T.

No one can possibly top DawnMarie’s story! That’s awesome. I confess I’ve never had to deal with these kinds of claims…KNOCK WOOD.

Sarah L.

gator trumps snake, definitely. although homeless man driving through my house would not be fun either. glad everyone escaped their horror stories intact!

If they took a cue from Harry Potter, they’d have left the snake hanging to avoid more snakes. Also, EW.