Our first dog, a lab, had the world’s longest tongue. Our current dog, a terrier, has a tongue that is almost as stubby as his legs. The solution? The Humunga Tongue Toy from ThinkGeek. A solid rubber ball toy is attached to a super long tongue, giving any canine â€” tongue impaired or not â€” a delightfully goofy appearance for $6.99 to $9.99, depending on size. If the Humunga Tongue isn’t your idea of canine humor, never fear. There’s also the Humunga ‘Stache. â€” Sarah L.