After years in a dishwasher-less apartment, Iâ€™ve come to terms with the fact that getting ahead on doing the dishes is an unachievable goal. There will always be more to do, and they will forever be competing for the affections of a small and inefficient drying rack. Having accepted this, my sentiments on the status quo might best be expressed by this snarky teatowel, or perhaps the runner-up, â€œGet Rich or Die Dryingâ€, â‚¬10 each at Double Merrick. View the whole collection, including the new Teacup and â€œSpotty Dottyâ€ versions, on the site. â€“ Sarah C.